Fun With Letters!

What's up with silent K? Who thought that would be a good idea? Knew? Try Ka-new. Which sounds like that boat, Canoe. That's write K, C wins this time. I mean, if we're going to add K's to everything, we mustn't discriminate. Along the lines of "knew," let's try "think." Ka-think? That's ka-right k-adder. K's everywhere! Keverywhere? Ka-genius!