See Me on MTV

Ladies and Gents,

This week if you're watching MTV, keep an eye out for me during the commercials and you may catch a glimpse of me talking about how I would make the world a better place. In addition to what I say on TV, I also hope to rid the world of ANY pants with pleats and those terrible terrible CROCS (the gardening shoes, not the animal).

Yes, yes, I've already rewarded myself for these 9 seconds of fame with some sushi from the Space Market...and boy do those spicy crab rolls taste like success!

In addition to taking a minute out of your day to watch a video featuring me, you may also want to take an extra 15 seconds out of your day to watch ANOTHER VIDEO featuring me. Or just click that link a few times for fun! This holiday season, I wanted to make sure I gave you all a gift that keeps on giving.

In any case, thank you all for being supportive of me in another small stride as an amateur performer. If these two videos don't quell you're need to see me be ridiculous, come check out my performance at the UCB on January 15th next month. There will be Russian accents, Reagan t-shirts, and a new breakout ad campaign about how Haagan Daaz now has Paninis (FINALLY!).

Thank you all again, and have some great holidays!!

Jackie