Saturday, January 02, 2010

2010 Resolutions

2009 has surely been a cray cray year. I assisted with the production of, quite possibly, the worst musical ever. I started doing Bikram Yoga. I traveled to foreign lands, like Brooklyn and 125th street. It’s been a big year for me, but I need to make some changes to make 2010 even bigger.

Also, let's talk about decades. I mean, I've already lived through two! Sweet Jesus.

In 2010, I resolve to…
1. Write more.
2. Exercise?
3. Not subsist on a diet entirely of candy.
4. Not subsist on a diet entirely of popcorn.
5. Not subsist on a diet entirely of cheerios.
6. Eat better?
7. Treat myself!
8. Give more gifts.
9. Treat myself!
10. Win things.
11. Treat myself!
12. Read more.
13. Learn how to relax.
14. Write lists.
15. Be funny.
16. Spend less on haircuts.
17. Finish my pop song.
18. Make music video for pop song.
19. Become internet super sensation.
20. Use internet sensationalism to gain world power.
21. Solve the economic crisis.
22. Have face added to Mount Rushmore.
23. Rename our capital “Jackietown”.
24. Try skiing.
25. Win more things.
26. Treat myself!
27. Lose a million pounds. I mean, really. A million.
28. Read all those books I have to read.
29. Be more thankful for all the awesome family and friends I have.
30. Live alone.
31. Love living alone.
32. Become a hermit.
33. Become a Kermit.
34. Kiss a princess.
35. Become a prince.
36. Solve the economic crisis.
37. Have face added to mount rushmore.
38. Rename the our capital “Jackietown”.
39. Treat myself!
40. Be an all around better Jackie.

2010 is bound to be the best. All the best to all you blog-readers that don’t exist!