Pinocchio is a lonely piece of wood.
He has been on many adventures. Here's one of them.
Once, Pinocchio was walking down the street and some guy tried to kidnap Pinocchio. Pinocchio said "I like your pants", which was a lie, and his nose grew and went through the guy's stomach. The guy died.
The next day Pinocchio met Girl-Pinocchio and they became friends and eventually they got married and had little Pinnochiettes. They were happy.
One day when they were coming back from the mall some guy jumped them. Then they were poor so Pinocchio had to work extra time as a towel rack to keep up with the rent.
Eventually they were both turned into lamp poles and chairs.
The End
The Claremont Theorem
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